susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

spoopay:

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

HAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAA

spoopay:

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

HAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAA

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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ckwh:

here he is, goku

ckwh:

here he is, goku

fuckyeahcyrus:

Miley writing lyrics to Do My Thang

problemactic:

wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

this is so sad bryan

peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

userbar:

when your parents tell you to go out and get some fresh air

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dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk