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Narcissa: Draco, Sweetie, I think you're a bit too obsessed with the Potter boy

Draco: I cannot believe. Kinkshamed in my own home

xenowhore:
These are fucking amazing

The NASA find of water on Mars made the movie “The Martian” scientifically outdated before its official theater release.

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which LOTR character are you most like?

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adamthenorman:

The ent that is on fire.

arthurpendragonns:

Harry Potter best book moments - Half-Blood Prince, p. 527
“Your nickname,” repeated Snape. “Yeah … that’s what my friends call me,” said Harry. “I understand what a nickname is,” said Snape.”

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witchinspace:

I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand

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loislanc:

“batman v superman more like sweet summer child v salty winter adult” - bobbimorxe

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police officer: say the alphabet backwards in order
me: there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order in the first place
police officer: fuck just go home